Pretzel Pickle Pistol Pete transforms into The Dude doggie. I plan on buying the same sweater soon. Look out internet, you're about to...

The first time Pretzel went to Chewy Studios he was nervous - he had spent way too much time with me and became a bit attached. Kind of...

Did you know Pretzel had a cousin? She lives far away but they communicate telepathically like all animals. Her name is Beebs! Her...

Pretzel loves towels.

That's right, Pretzel is a Chewy Star. His first visit was a little rocky - apparently some idiot gives him too much attention at home...

One of my favorite movies when I was a kiddo was The Never Ending Story. This is a weird movie, and I connected with it somehow. In...

The following are some photos of Pretzel Pickle Pistol Pete on a railroad tie with a description of his thoughts. This is where most of...

Clearly he doesn't get enough attention. Rock and roll:)

Darth Pretzel defeats Musket and Fanny. Happy Friday Ya'll!

A battle for the ages.